Once upon a yogi time there was a great Guru, and he was walking through a field as he was walking through this field, and he heard, “SSSS…Hiss… hiss… hisss.” And he looked up there was a rattlesnake hissing at him. And the Guru said: “Shanti, my friend.” And the rattlesnake said: “Oh, Guruji, I’m sorry, I didn’t realize it was a holy person. Oh I would have never hissed... You know, all my life I wanted to be a yogi. Would you teach me how…please, teach me how, I’ll be good, I’ll be good, I promise you." And so the Guru said, “Let me tell you, I will initiate you, I will tell you the secret, you practice this, I must be on my way.