Kriology Level II Recording 3
“God, I will be checking into the Heavenly Hilton today. I want you to get me a large room with a great view and a veranda and obviously facing east. Make sure the minibar is filled with maxibar things, and get me a very large television set, and have a Maserati waiting for me in case I want to go out." |
In this recording, Kriyananda addresses many peoples' childhood misconceptions about the nature of God.
"Now, you might have a bag of gunk, but not to worry, you don’t have to carry it around, Not when you have the dumpster for a deity. Not when you have God the garbage man at your service. Or is it God the sanitation engineer? Have a sin? Not to worry, God will cart it off for you to the great incinerator in the sky. Praise the Lord and pass the garbage bags!"
According to Kriyananda, long-held misconceptions such as this stop us from evolving. We need to get rid of what is not needed in our thought, and keep moving forward.
Please listen to the recording once, then listen again using the PDF outline below.
When you are ready, please answer the study questions. They will help you assimilate the teachings. We suggest that you answer them in your own spiritual notebook. Your answers are private and for yourself alone.
We have also provided an answer key that you can access if you wish. The answer key PDF is at the bottom of the page.
"Now, you might have a bag of gunk, but not to worry, you don’t have to carry it around, Not when you have the dumpster for a deity. Not when you have God the garbage man at your service. Or is it God the sanitation engineer? Have a sin? Not to worry, God will cart it off for you to the great incinerator in the sky. Praise the Lord and pass the garbage bags!"
According to Kriyananda, long-held misconceptions such as this stop us from evolving. We need to get rid of what is not needed in our thought, and keep moving forward.
Please listen to the recording once, then listen again using the PDF outline below.
When you are ready, please answer the study questions. They will help you assimilate the teachings. We suggest that you answer them in your own spiritual notebook. Your answers are private and for yourself alone.
We have also provided an answer key that you can access if you wish. The answer key PDF is at the bottom of the page.
Recording #3
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1. Why is having bliss better than having money?
2. Why is it mystical immaturity to depend on a God?
3. What is Kriyananda’s revision of “Beware of the man whose God is in the sky?”
4. What is the goal?
5. “God” is a contraction of what word in English?
6. What is God?
7. What happened when Kriyananda killed God?
8. What is the problem with God as Cosmic Bellhop?
9. What’s wrong with thinking of God as Little Saul Sunshine?
10. What are humans who worship the “Marquis de God” trying to do?
11. If one considers God a “garbage man,” what is the result?
12. Why is “God the Macho Man” a bad role model for men to follow?
13. What is the problem with the God of the Book?
14. What do you think Kriyananda was trying to teach via the story of his experiences in the military?
15. What does Kriyananda say is the most important teaching of this recording?
2. Why is it mystical immaturity to depend on a God?
3. What is Kriyananda’s revision of “Beware of the man whose God is in the sky?”
4. What is the goal?
5. “God” is a contraction of what word in English?
6. What is God?
7. What happened when Kriyananda killed God?
8. What is the problem with God as Cosmic Bellhop?
9. What’s wrong with thinking of God as Little Saul Sunshine?
10. What are humans who worship the “Marquis de God” trying to do?
11. If one considers God a “garbage man,” what is the result?
12. Why is “God the Macho Man” a bad role model for men to follow?
13. What is the problem with the God of the Book?
14. What do you think Kriyananda was trying to teach via the story of his experiences in the military?
15. What does Kriyananda say is the most important teaching of this recording?
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